this is what helps to get through our days

thanks jan for summarizing all our 'quotes of the day'. anger does good for our wits!

email chats by the SEBU (Society of Employed and Bored Undergrads) never fails to be the highlight of my everyday at work.

on BOSS bidding for final year:
"u guys back yet?When timetable is confirmed, u still got to add 1 module.Called Tau Hway Break (THB101)
It is a new course you have to take under the Local study section.Can also fulfill the Bachelor of Social Life (BSS) core.
No need edollars. Need real money, but 1 dollar enough. If u want you cha kueh then add more money"

on planning for physical destruction:

"lets burn down the school"

"actually our school is 80% glass"

"so it should be lets BREAK the school down"

on applying animal behavior in organizations: (yes theres such a course here)

"i think my company here follows the prairie dog model.When trouble comes, only know how to run, hide and cover own backside."

on SMU having a florist:

"why would SMU need a florist?"

"maybe after u go into working world no time for romance...so all the romance in ur life must be squeezed into undergrad days and retirement."

on today's Straits Times article on the happiest undergrads coming from SMU:

euneh: "i say they interviewed all the SMU ambassadors and left janelle out"

maan..i almost spat out my milo at the last one..